Curiosity my ass! The poor beast, I don't even like her but I don't want to see her tortured. Wait I'm getting ahead of myself. ThingOne and BestFriendOne have playdates regularly, usually one at each house each week. Today was our turn to host. My kids rarely bother with the beast but BestfriendOne LOVES the cat. Loves to play with her is more accurate. Not like tease her with string and rub her belly and stuff, more like dress her up and push her around in the dolly stroller. Last time she was here the cat ended up in a tutu. Well today, they were going for a new record, They nearly killed her, at least that's what I told them. I called them to lunch and walked around the corner to find them sitting with the cat draped in bondage gear, pre-school style. She had 2 Mickey Mouse Misting Fans on Lanyards strung around her neck. I immediately pulled those off and found some ribbons, a necklace, and to top it off, a hair elastic with some barrettes clipped to it. She is a short hair cat and the hair elastic was not in a cute pony tail, oh no, it was strapped around her head from chin to crown virtually cutting off her breathing, why she didn't run away is beyond me, why she didn't scratch or bite them during this is waaaay beyond me. Maybe she just liked the attention, perhaps I should pet her more.

**IMPORTANT- No animals were harmed in the making of this blog. ** (SugarMomma However, in an attempt to get a picture of The Beast did manage to break her BRAND NEW 10 megapixel digital camera, ....grrrrrrrrrrrr.)

Tags: BFF, BF1, The Beast, Kill The Cat