Hello, my name is Amputee Barbie. I’ll be your tourguide. I was the mascot on ThingOne’s birthday cake last year. I had to sit, in a cake, covered in icing, in 35º heat before having my dress eaten and my dignity stripped. Do I get an encore, do I? No. I get replaced by some young hussy with red hair and a tail, A TAIL! Is this for real? I mean what’s up with the tail already? Keep Reading....

Tags: Kids, Parties, Birthdays