ThingTwo however, having been forced to endure all manner of alternative food sources due to her severe food allergies has a much more open and adventurous palette. That is not to say she likes everything, but she is willing to try new things, especially if Mom or Dad are having some. This is fantastic news when it comes to fruit, vegetables, and all the other things we wish ThingOne would eat, but it also extends into things we could have her wait to try. Enter the Grown Up Drinks. SugarMomma, being the holistically minded individual she is, saw no harm in allowing ThingTwo to "sip" the vino she was enjoying. What she wasn't expecting was the stunning caliber of ThingTwo's vocabulary at such a young age, and the power of certain words to pierce through the din of a crowded restaurant and turn all heads in our direction. "Mowr Wine, pleathe! I'm sure they were just impressed with her power of language, ....right? The looks we received we're a mix of amusement and disdain, and understanding. All of you parents know these looks, like the ones you get in the supermarket checkout when your kids say something, ........honest. You know like "Daddy, that lady has beard, like you!". So after this happened a few times, SugarMomma stopped ordering the wine with dinner. As summer is now approaching and "girly" drinks like Vodka coolers are coming back into the mix, she decided to be tactical about this situation. Predictably ThingOne was repulsed by the idea of anything remotely fizzy and ThingTwo is in there like nobody's business. To avoid the stares of disdain, SugarMomma decided to answer the question "what's dis Momma?", with the answer "Broccoli Juice Baby."